Ahemplease excuse me
Yes you, Professor Thou
(That goes with Comma, H.T.
And in the index you see
That those two initials stand –
For Mister Holier Than)
Alias Mr. Solidarity-with
And Gospel-Message Man
Yes you who have been busy proclaiming
In between the lemonades and half-cookies this afternoon
Liberty to the captives
Mr. Ontological Other
His Highness Love Thy Brother
The Friend to All Who Labor
Sir Henry Love Thy Neighbor
I much enjoyed your talk and just wished to ask for
Some follow-up information
Please note for me the date and time at which you plan
• To resign from your current position
• To return your last paycheck unopened
• To stop publishing books and pulp those
Not yet in circulation
• To quit speaking so regularly
To admiring throngs; and
• To turn yourself out from
Your current place of residence
Ahyes I see you snort a bit
As if you aren’t surprised
You say you know where I’m going and, hey,
Would I do likewise?
That is, give up that stuff, at least
Its equivalents
In proportion to my station
As one of your students?
Well, uh... I probably just won’t—
And that’s a real God Damn!
Guess we both have got to be
Less Mister Holier Than
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