That shakes and rattles and rages
And knows if it’s put into cages
“Gets back you!" It says "And you! And you!”
It always knows what to do
That small sad,
Ugly wrinkled, mad
Bouncer at my door
Always minding the store --
Giving what-for
To Mr. On-time and Mr. Be-Nice
And Good Sir "I Can Stand This For a Little While Longer"-- Please
Don’t you ever let me forget
That mine is a small blue peach pit